Monday, November 12, 2012

Infinite Jest


"He had never been so anxious for the arrival of a woman he did not want to see."

"What Mario perceived as a sudden radical drop in the prevailing temerature was in fact the U.S.S.
Millicent Kent's sexual stimulation sucking tremendous quantities of ambient energy out of the air surrounding them."

"... how the drunk and maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm, feet dragging, eyes on the aether."

"Keep a flashlight by the bed.  It helps with the dreams."

"The road widens, and many of the detours are seductive."

"...to get him special Hefty SteelSak trashbags, fiber-reinforced for your especially sharp or uncooperative waste needs, descibed by Ken E. as 'Irish Guccis', ...

"This was the night Lenz had to have another recourse to the hollowed-out cavity in his Principles of Psychology and The Gifford Lectures on Natural Religion after just beating curfew home, which who wouldn't need a bit of an unwinder after a stressful close-call-type situation with a flaming cat chasing you and screaming in a way that made porch lights go on all up and down Sumner Blake Rd."

" ' The letters were hostile, savage, and luridly descriptive. He'd come the think the show's character Major Burns embodied some sort of cataclysmic, Armageddon-type then that was slowly assembling itself on the program and prgressively being hinted at and emerging in the gradual succession of seasons of the "M*A*S*H." ' ?

"The whole thing had been queer, and lonely, until she'd been approached by Orin, who made no secret of the fact that he had balls of unrejectable steel where horrifyingly pretty girls were concerned."

"It always seemed a little prepsosterous that Hamlet, for all his paralyzing doubt about everything, never once doubts the reality of the ghost."

"I felt denser now; I felt more solidly composed, now that I was horizontal.  I was impossible to knock down."



Sunday, August 05, 2012


it was a tension between these two poles - a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other - that kept me going.

And like all fans he was frustrated by the knowledge that the best he could do would be to run onto the field and cause some kind of illegal trouble, then be hauled off by guards while the crowd laughed.



Friday, July 06, 2012

this years's esquire 78-word fiction submission:


fight or flight? though santiago never realized it, his situational statistical analysis was much better than the average homie.  13 hits off the foil and the blood trickling from his left ear had muddled his decision making skills.  he was fast, but also had a legendary right cross.  belatedly, fear won out.  he’d been shot before, but this time was different.  legs no longer tree trunk solid. time slowed, tunnel vision creeped.  survival slipped from his vicelike grip.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

2012 Book List

Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
Tattoo - Earl Thompson
Rum Diary -  Huter S thompson, what can i say, he is and always will be the man.
the Extra 2% -  Jonah Keri.  Not close to as good as moneyball, but still interesting.
Tyranny of Cliches -  Jonah Goldberg - must read for college kids
The Faculty Lounges: And Other Reasons Why You Won't Get the College Education You Pay For - Naomi Shaefer Riley
The Devil All the Time - Donald Pollack
The Dark Stuff - Nick Kent
Titanic Thompson - Kevin Cook
Trinity - Leon Uris - poor redheads, can't get out of their own way
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Tucker Max
Death to the BCS - Dan Wetzel - corrupt bastards - burn in hell.